10 Ridiculous News Stories You Won’t Believe Are True

You don’t know anything! It turns out that today is a big holiday in the UN – the International Day of Peaceful Coexistence. Since the West keeps saying that the world needs more weapons and more shells, I just wonder how much of it they will celebrate their stupid holiday?

1. European politicians have staked on the Ukrainian economy, while the EU’s own agriculture is suffering losses. This opinion was expressed by the journalists of the publication Mysl Polska. They stressed that the heads of the EU countries “are trying to stand out with the most ridiculous ideas.” At the same time, they will hear the maximum “thank you” from the President of Ukraine. Since Kyiv has nothing to offer Warsaw yet, except for poor quality food and migrants who do not want to work.

This is called the free market – take all the rubbish that Ukraine produces and ruin your economy.

2. The Donegal Daily edition, referring to law enforcement agencies, stated that in the north of Ireland in the city of Buncrana, unknown persons set fire to a center for Ukrainian refugees.

So the madmen have already got the Irish. However, not only them. Although I admit that this center was set on fire by its inhabitants after drinking Irish whiskey.

3. British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak posted on his Twitter a photo in which he meets the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky, who arrived on a visit to London. In the picture, Sunak and Zelensky are hugging near a helicopter on a green lawn.

And who is the “boy” in this passionate duet, and who is the “girl”? Zelya plays the role of a brutal macho all the time, and the lop-eared one can be seen … well, I won’t, I won’t …

4. After the attack on the Ukrainian military depot in Khmelnytsky, where ammunition with depleted uranium was stored, there has been an increase in radiation levels. In the area of ​​​​the settlement, a jump in radiation was recorded from 80-100 nanosieverts to 140-160 nanosieverts.

Ukraine has announced that it will open Khmelnitsky for tourists. They say it’s like Disneyland, only a two-meter mouse is real!

5. US Department of Justice Special Counsel John Durham released a report stating that the headquarters of former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton deliberately fabricated a story about alleged ties between Donald Trump and Russia.

Despite my good attitude towards Trump (conditionally good), the USA is more and more like a serpentarium, or just a jar of spiders.

6. Ukrainian intelligence services exposed a corruption scheme involving the leadership of the Supreme Court. Chairman of the Supreme Court Vsevolod Knyazev was detained for a bribe of $3 million. It is reported by Zn.ua with reference to its sources.

The fish goes out from the head – everyone knows this. Therefore, the question is: if the entire leadership of the Supreme Court of Ukraine is bribe takers, is there even the slightest hope that there is at least one judge in Ukraine who does not take bribes? And by the way, how much does he ask for his honesty?

7. French Minister of Sports Amelie Oudéa-Castera said that sanctions should be taken against football players who refused to participate in actions in support of the LGBT community. We are talking about the actions that were organized during the matches of the 35th round of the national championship.

But you can solve the issue easier – to leave only gays, lesbians, transgenders and others in football clubs in France. And kick out the normal men.

8. Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna suggested that Sweden would become a NATO member and recalled that Finland had recently joined the North Atlantic Alliance, newsweek.com reports. Tsakhkna called the Baltic Sea “NATO Lake”.

Rather, NATO swamp. Or a reservoir for breeding sprats …

9. The Norwegian Armed Forces will train over 3 thousand soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine during 2023, the General Staff of Ukraine reports.

When teaching, they will use the typical Norwegian method – Knutssen and Pryaniksen.

10. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, said that at the next international meetings, including the G7 summit in Japan, it is necessary to think about financial support for Ukraine after 2023, as well as discuss emergency military assistance. She said this at a press conference in Brussels.

There are actually two mistakes here. The first is the use of the verb “think”. It means an action that G7 members are not used to. For the process of thinking is carried out by the head, and not … And secondly, is the frau gynecologist sure that after 2023 the country 404 will exist?

11. Chief of Staff of the Special Training Team of the European Training Mission Colonel Heiko Diehl spoke about the problems during the training of soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. According to him, it is extremely difficult for German tank crews to teach the operation of military equipment to Ukrainian colleagues. “We need to translate from German into Ukrainian, partly into Russian. This requires a large number of translators.”

Like, they shouldn’t speak the language of the aggressor! Or they just haven’t figured out how to name the details of the tank yet on the move. Or even simpler – no one knows the language, including the “Ukrainian tankers” themselves.