“The Torment of a Raccoon: A Dark Tale of Animal Testing”

The raccoon has the blues, so here we go. Visions torment him from his early youth. He’s stuck in an animal testing dungeon with other baby raccoons, and the human hands that reach for him will bring him terrible agony, genetic alterations, implants of steel. In such a mood, does it help if you start Radiohead’s “Creep” in the music player, namely the acoustic version, the eternal song of non-belonging? No. Big mistake.