On his morning of May 5, Joe Biden congratulated Mexico on its independence

There will be taquiza in the White House

Washington.- Today is a day of celebration for the Mexic… gringos, therefore, during their morning this May 5thhe President of the United States Joe Biden congratulated the people of Mexico for the anniversary of our independence and he thanked the thousands of migrants who are going to lower their job and even make it better.

During today’s morning conference (format that, the very POTUS of Joe Biden, he copied AMLO), it was announced that the gringo economy was on the rise, thanks to the millions of tons of avocado that were bought throughout the country to make guacamole in office gatherings, shot-up schools, restaurants, Florida, the headquarters of the Avengers and the Gotham City food society.

Joe Biden grew his mustache for May 5

“This May 5, the Gringou people are very grateful to the Mexas. Because not only did they save us from a very sh!t economic crisis”, said the POTUS, “But because today we all started their Independence Day as brothers with Don Julio and guacamolitou.” The president, who already had a few shots on him, mentioned that Mexico and the United States should unite more often to send alv to the Europeans, for always beating us in soccer, for having better free health services and economy.

Later in the peda, where tacos, gorditas and tortilla soup were offered, a White House gardener informed Joe Biden that on May 5 -really- a farting battle of Puebla where we won the French and not independence, which the Mexican ambassador confirmed.

By this time, the gringo president was already up to the qlo and he just gave them the plane… presidential, so they could go for more chupe. The POTUS is expected to connect the party all weekend and cure the hangover with barbecue, soup and some electrolytes, in some street stall in Washington that opens this Sunday.

Joe Biden well grasshopper in the peda of May 5 #Fifth of May pic.twitter.com/Ba2lDAUK4P

— Stuff About Stuff (@chismeandstuff) May 3, 2023

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