One more contagion and you will win a free frapuccino
Bay of Perpetual Aroma.- AMLO will be recognized by Guinness Records for holding the world record for the most Covid infections.
Last weekend, the president became the human being who has tested positive for the bug that made us stop fearing dystopian movies, reaching 3 infections in total.
AL summit suspended due to AMLO’s Covid – Vía @remodeling
If it’s not serious, why cancel an event that would take place in two weeks?
— Beloved Avendaño 👁️🗨️🇲🇽 (@Amadoelquelolea) April 25, 2023
The previous record was held by a citizen of Nepalwho had also been infected with the coronavirus 3 times, but later it was shown that a contagion had been simulated, for which reason his recognition was withdrawn.
We have our own Covid record
To verify that López Obrador’s third contagion is true, an envoy from the Guinness Commission arrived in our country to corroborate the president’s symptoms, beginning by cooking liver with onions inside the National Palace to see if the patient realized what was happening. cooking.
“We want to deliver this diploma that accredits its president as the person who has been left without smelling the molcajete sauce the most times,” said the director of the Guinness in our country after confirming that AMLO had completely lost his taste for garnachas.
Despite the fact that the president is not yet in a position to stop to receive the award, he will do so through the opening of the hospital where he is being treated for the umpteenth time for having contracted SARS CoV-2.
Speaking of strange messages: Belinda showed the messages that Babo keeps sending her, and well…
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2023-04-26 03:31:42
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