Now in Holy Week even in the birria they will walk
Barbecue stand.- In an effort not to follow the bulk of the population in their uses and customs, a group of vegans have agreed to start eating meat on Fridays of Lent to show the world that they do not follow any rules or traditions.
It will only be on those waking days that the once-vegetarians will roam the streets of the city in search of a taco stand or barbecue stall that has actually opened to consume meat products.
And I get violent when the taco shops close in Lent 😂 pic.twitter.com/HqsaGnulJf
— Ana Valesmilf, between 28 and 35 years old, WITHOUT CHILDREN! (@anavalesmil) March 5, 2022
Vegans are not going to follow any rules of their families
“We are not going to allow them to tell us what to eat or not,” snapped one of the members of the group who had just been smelling the chops that his brothers were preparing for several months.
These disobedient vegans will place special emphasis on Holy Thursday and Good Friday, days when the city looks like a cemetery, and there is no sign of shepherd’s tops; so they will already be prepared in the supermarket with cuts to roast them at home.
“We are going to make a roast beef so that the neighbors know that we are not willing to let ourselves be told what to do,” added another who had been with a picaña in the freezer for a long time by the time this day arrived.
As soon as Lent is over, these brave individuals will return to their diet rich in mushrooms and tofu, while they turn their attention once more to food supplements that help hide the yellowness on their faces.
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