This Wednesday morning, the parody information site tackles the city of the Dukes of Lorraine. The title of the paper: “Ten years later, he still doesn’t know why he moved to Nancy ».
The article tells the fictional story of a certain Grégoire Martens, “unable to justify his ten years of residence in this town of Meurthe-et-Moselle”. Anyone who does not know why they have left their luggage in the main town nevertheless bows to the beauty of Place Stanislas. “It’s pretty impressive anyway with all the gold stuff,” he says.
In the article, words imagined by the author were also put in the mouth of the mayor, Mathieu Klein. “Our city contains more than 100,000 inhabitants, most of whom are perfectly free to leave the city and yet decide not to do so,” he explains. I would like to point out that the inhabitants of my city are free and that nothing prevents them from going to live elsewhere. »
The article ends with a reflection by Grégoire Martens, who is said to be “doing research in order to go in search of the great unknown in Thionville”. Hesitating between Nancy and the metropolis of iron… And if the author of the article had Metz origins?
