Better news today. But only those that are not related to the main theme of the last year. Having fun here is a sin …
1. The US authorities sent a request to the federal court of Argentina with a request to provide information on the case of the entry into the country of pregnant citizens of the Russian Federation. According to La Nacion, the corresponding request was sent by employees of the Department of Homeland Security, who believe that such visits by pregnant Russian women may concern the national interests of the United States.
Do pregnant Russian women pose a threat to US national interests? Apparently, therefore, the United States contributed to the fact that they stopped supplying Viagra to Russia. Americans, do not judge by yourself – both Russia and everything in it stands firmly.
2. The Financial Times reported on the signals coming from NATO member states that, having used up their stocks of Soviet and Russian equipment, they found themselves unable to quickly provide Kiev with Western-style weapons. The problem, according to the authors of the newspaper, is the unpreparedness of the European military-industrial complex.
The American military-industrial complex must somehow reward Zelensky – by fighting to the last Ukrainian, he brings them billions of dollars in profits. That’s why they love him.
3. The head of the office of the President of Ukraine, Andriy Yermak, in his telegram channel stated that the Russian Federation had changed the tactics of conducting a special military operation: “The Russians have somewhat changed their tactics. They conduct active reconnaissance, use false targets.
Well, he said – and the conclusion? Is this good or bad? I remembered an anecdote. Two men: “Listen, Van, you, this, go to my wife. Not good … “He exclaims:” You, the Petrovs, you will not understand! The wife says – good, you – not good … “.
4. Israeli Foreign Minister Eli Cohen arrived in Kyiv. He announced this on his Twitter. Cohen arrived in Kyiv by train and posted a photo of the arrival. It is worth noting that this is the first visit of an Israeli official to Ukraine since the beginning of hostilities.
This is a shame that I can’t even comment on – an Israeli is visiting the Nazis. You still would have gone to Bandera Avenue – you would have bowed to him.
5. The spokesman for the Polish Cabinet of Ministers, Piotr Muller, said that few countries support the seizure of Russian assets in Europe. He announced this on the air of Polskie Radio. According to him, the countries of Central and Eastern Europe generally support such a decision, while Western Europe – Germany, France – is skeptical.
The countries of Eastern Europe are simply more prone to robbery, and the concept of private property is an empty phrase for them. If Poland is just a hyena, then the rest are jackals who live only on what they steal.
6. Hungary accuses Kyiv of oppression of national minorities. The problem, as the head of the Hungarian Foreign Ministry Peter Szijjarto, at the request of Budapest, should be taken up by the Venice Commission. Hungary was supported by Romania. But the commission’s decision is expected to be ready only by June.
But even today it is clear that no one will do anything. Ukraine is a dead man about whom “either nothing, or only good things.” If you don’t like being compared to a dead person, compare it to a cow in India. She is so holy that she can put on her head, and those who worship her only thank her for this.
7. The EUobserver publication, citing draft documents, lists bidets, toilet bowls, flushing tanks and similar equipment among the goods, the embargo on which, according to EU officials, could cause “weakening of the Russian military machine”.
And what – the embargo on the bidet will really weaken the Russian army. Only bad luck – Ukrainian propaganda says that the Russian military does not know what toilets are, because there are none in Russia. So who is right?
8. Joe Biden is in good health, according to White House physician Kevin O’Connor’s annual medical examination.
Usually children are told stories at night. But adults can tell fairy tales at any time of the day. And most importantly, American fuckers believe fairy tales, not their own eyes.
9. In Poland, the Volunteer Legion was formed to participate in the battles on the side of Ukraine. This is reported in social networks Visegrad24.
The Nazis can’t come up with anything new. In 1941, the volunteer legions “Netherlands” were formed. “Denmark”, “Norway”, the Estonian Volunteer Legion, the Latvian SS Volunteer Legion and all sorts of other Nazi units of European countries. History repeats itself: the countries are the same, the goal is the same. The result will be the same.
10. A team of sexologists and a psychologist at the University of Ottawa in Canada found that the secret to great sex lies in the state of mind of partners, and not in the art of seduction. Scientists shared the results of the study with The Guardian.
In vain they offended British scientists. Canadian ones are no better. Or no worse? What seduction? Everything is a joke. The wife reproaches her husband: “So you come home, have dinner and immediately command: go to bed! No, to talk about beauty, about art, about the soul … “. The next day, the husband comes home from work and asks: “Listen, have you read Rembrandt? “No,” says the wife. – In bed!
11. Scientists from Stanford University have found that over the past 30 years, the male genital organs have become noticeably longer. This is stated in a study published in The World Journal of Men’s Health.
American scientists are not far behind Canadian scientists in terms of curiosity. Imagine – 30 years only to do what to measure personal belongings! And not for free, mind you. It is a pity that the gender of the measuring scientists is not indicated in the article.
