While future high school students are going to work on the subjects of the Brevet des collèges, here are some pearls collected here and there… Good luck to all and m ****!
6131 middle school students from Côte-d’Or will work on the subjects of the Brevet, today and tomorrow. To relax students and their parents a little, here is some gems from previous editions. Laugh or cry, they are all worth a look!
AAAAAh… so that’s it! : Charlemagne is German because there is “magne” at the end
So… not quite! Adolf Hitler, German politician, Nobel Peace Prize winner in 1945.
This explains it… and vice versa: If Paris is more populated than Bordeaux, it is because Bordeaux is less populated than Paris.
A student strong in statistics: The fertility rate is “The percentage of children born” in relation to the number of sexual relations.
For that matter… : The motto of France is “Liberty, Equality, Fertility”.
Jean-Michel Apeupres: The Berlin Wall separated Russia in two.
Europe then became the European Economic Union (UEFA).
The raz of my parting: The swamp rats that threaten Japan with the stunamys.
There are no 30 paths: The 30 glorious are the 30 years of war between France and Germany.
There is an idea: Erma Frodite is a great snail specialist.
It better be… By analyzing the skeletons, scientists can determine if someone is really dead.
It was “just” 13 kilotons of TNT: The city of Hiroshima was destroyed by a grenade in August 1945.
Hail Caesar! Julius Caesar defeated Asterix at Alesia.
You never know what’s really going on… Question: What are the essential elements for a democratic vote visible on this document? Answer: The must-have items if-have the urinal, shrouds, and cubicle.
Thank you Jean-Michel Dico! National sovereignty is when a king (sovereign) leads the nation.
A fairly oriented view of politics: The President sometimes shares his power with the Assembly, but sometimes he keeps everything to himself (eg Sarkozy).
From there to say that Paris is the capital of the world… there is only one step: Paris has a very large population, approximately 300,000,000 inhabitants.
No more no less : The role of the President of the Republic illustrated by document 3 is to speak and shake hands.
That’s why ! About Kennedy’s speech “ich bin ein berliner”: Kennedy was the Berliner president of the United States.
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