1. Forecast of the year: “For those who have been vaccinated, the pandemic is over.” (Sebastian Kurz)
2. Democrats of the year: The forwards (and forwards) of the Capitol on 6.1.2021
3rd workplace of the year: Nancy Pelosi’s desk
4th climber of the year: Delta, Omikron, CO2
5. Rise of the year: number of cases
6. Absteiger des Jahres: CDU / CSU
7th passenger of the year: W. Fellner
8th discoverer of the year: Thomas Schmid
9. Skinner of the year: Tornado (Czech Republic)
10th full checker of the year: A. Laschet (“Because it’s such a day, you don’t change politics” – after the flood disaster in summer)
11th hairstyle of the year: Andreas Hanger (Author’s note: shampoo with left-cell treatment)
12. Tool of the year: Beinschab Austria
13th statesman of the year: A. van der Bellen (“Somehow it’s nice that, despite everything, we don’t run out of humiliation”)
14th representative of the year: A. Schallenberg
15th departure of the year: Angela Merkel
16. Escape of the year: Sebastian Kurz
17th Virologist of the Year: Prof Dr. Dr. Dr. med. Herbert Kickl
18th drink of the year: deworming agent
19th vaccination of the year: Through the manhole cover
20. Effectiveness of the year: NN
(Author’s note: Will be announced after a meeting with the governors, their deputies, their party leaders and their spouses. The Minister of Health will also prepare a statement. A decision is expected in the second half of the 1920s.)
21. Airport of the year (departure): Kabul
22nd airport of the year (arrival): Minsk
23rd Travel Agency of the Year: Lukashenko Logistics
24. Philanthropist of the year: K. Nehammer (“Must
deport as long as possible “- on the situation in Afghanistan)
25th academic of the year: Christine Aschbacher
26th party friend of the year: Hans Peter Doskozil
27. Prisoner of the Year: Alexei Navalny
28. Forgotten Prisoner of the Year: Julian Assange
29th national currency of the year: Bitcoin (El Salvador)
30th hot spot of the year: La Palma (Canary Islands)
31st Forest Fire of the Year: Spain, Italy, France, Greece, Turkey, California … etc. (Note from the author: There is something for everyone.)
32nd penis comparison of the year: rockets (Author’s note: from millionaires)
33rd Passage of the Year: Suez Canal
34th Environmental Technology of the Year: Nuclear Power (Anm. D. Autors: Olalá! What a surprise, sir!)
35th virus slinger of the year: EM 2020
36th Sportswoman of the Year: Peng (tennis / China) (Note from the author: Extremely tight decision, 2nd place was ex-aequo: Uff, Ächz, Boing, Zack, Lechz and Huch)
37th unsportsman of the year: Thomas Bach (IOC)
38th Youth Trend of the Year: Depression
39th sentence of the year: “Elli, it’s over!”
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