Poor Giuseppi, how he fell. The worst of the week was given to us by him, the former Prime Minister (yes, it doesn’t seem true to be able to write it). With the air of a beaten dog he showed up outside Palazzo Chigi to hold (hopefully) the last “press conference”. And so the umpteenth “casalinata” was staged: a lopsided table, the tuft in the wind and an almost broken voice to announce his descent into the field as a federator. Yes, a sort of center-left coordinator. Charged by Grillo, endorsed by Zingaretti, he will lead the coalition that (they hope) will continue to govern together with Mario Draghi. No, that’s not a joke. Conte hopes so. Count who? The people’s advocate, the idol of women who have already forgotten him. Yes, also forgotten by his “girls” who, in a hurry, immediately created a social page in support of Mario Draghi who, perhaps, will be able to create a government of national unity, despite the vetoes of the PD and the 5 Star Movement who would like to keep everything to themselves and share their armchairs.
ROCCO CASALINO
The free ride is over, now Rocco will have to leave the house or rather, Palazzo Chigi, and find a real job. He is already experiencing that of a writer. His book is out, The Spokesperson. All the European premieres lined up to buy, curious to learn all the secrets of Rocco. The publication of the book has been postponed, perhaps because he wanted to add the last chapter in pen: how to organize the last press conference as outgoing president. A table on the street and away … But shouldn’t Matteo Renzi have asphalted?
CHAPTER DEDICATED TO M5S
The grillini, today more than ever, have deserved a special mention of the worst. a ranking in itself, given all the embarrassing releases and somersaults of the last few days. We thought we had seen them all, yet …
BEPPE GRILLO
The Genoese comedian rushes to Rome to convince his parents to change their line once again. From “Mai con Draghi” to “Sì con Draghi”, the “strawberries”, on the other hand, “are ripe” he wrote on his blog.
VITO CRIMI
Always the cinquestelle … Vito Crimi, renamed the teddy bear, reverses (for a change) and, after meeting with Mario Draghi, sweating, declares: “The country needs a government as soon as possible to launch the necessary measures to cope to the situation. If an executive is born we will be there with loyalty ”. But how? Wasn’t it “or Count or vote?” Ah, the consistency …
VINCENZO SPADAFORA
Thanks Matteo, thanks. You freed us from a bunch of incompetents. to say it is not us, but them. Those directly concerned. In the farewell post, the former (thanks Matteo) minister of sport admitted: “17 months ago I did not know the world of sport”. Unable to power.
DANILO TONINELLI
He had the audacity to write on facebook: “Don’t come and ask us to vote for Mario Draghi. We have done everything. Even annihilating us in the offices to work to help those who needed it. This for us was governing Italy. ” You got it right: they “wiped out of work”, broke their backs at 12 thousand euros a month. When will the free ride end?
GIANLUCA PERILLI
The former leader of the 5-star movement in the Senate live on Enrico Mentana’s marathon said: “No to a technical government”. “But Conte was also a technician”, Mentana exclaimed. “No no, look. Conte was a professor ”, was the unreal reply of the 5-star senator. Need to add more?
MARCO RIZZONE
Let’s close with a former grillino … On his Instagram profile he publishes a photo of him with two shopping bags and writes: “Well yes, even politicians do the shopping … between one meeting and the other, leave the building and immerse yourself in the world real can only do good. ” Dear anonymous Rizzone, I remind you that the President in charge Mario Draghi also does the shopping. He goes to “Nature Yes”, you would do well to take an example, saturated fats are bad. Maybe even in the head.
PS * But what happened to Ciampolillo, will he still be in the bathroom?
MATTEO SALVINI
Il Capitano, the leader of the Sovereign League, turns out to be a pro-European. Yes, pro-European. Was it the sun of Rome or a miracle of Santa Dorotea? Yet, the saint he invoked in Montecitorio is only the patroness of gardeners, florists, brewers and young spouses, not of Europeanists. It will be … meanwhile he says he is ready to support a government led by Draghi, the man of the banks and the euro. Yet, on February 2, he wrote on his social networks: “Italy is a democratic Republic, founded on work. Sovereignty belongs to the People …”.
ALBERTO BAGNAI AND CLAUDIO BORGHI
Speaking of Eurosceptics… Santa Dorotea also enlightened Cip and Ciop, the two Northern League players who have always been against the euro, who even wanted to return to the lira a year ago, in these hectic days they have rediscovered themselves as fans of Draghi and the Euro. What else will have to happen?
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