Surprising email: Finally REICH thanks to BREXIT and Boris Johnson – Leimen-Lokal

(4.1.21 – Humor) Today the editors received a highly valued email from the distant Great Britain (vulgo Albinon). Now that you no longer have to deal with the Brussels bureaucracy there, you have finally found time to clean up. Lo and behold – wealth is approaching! But see and read, dear readers, for yourself – the editorial office is closed for today anyway, as we are looking for the email-related ATM to withdraw our 5.5 million in cash.

Attention receiver,

I am Dr. Dominic Raab, Personal Assistant Secretary to Martin Reynolds, the Chief Private Secretary appointed by Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

I am sorry to have arched myself into your comfort, but it was the result of the situation I discovered yesterday morning while performing my official duties with the Prime Minister.

When I got to the office yesterday morning, as I mentioned, my boss told me to burn down all of the files in his closet and wipe the entire office clean. As I did this it occurred to me to go through one of the files before burning it. As I went through it, I found that it was related up to a certain payment of around 5.5 million eurosalready programmed into an ATM popularly known as the Atm Card, designed on your behalf.

I quickly consulted my colleagues in the office who were too close to the Prime Minister and my boss, and he confidently told me that the President had instructed his Principal Private Secretary, Martin Reynolds, to destroy these files so they could divert the funds to their own domicile account Abroad without knowledge of the association, so that when searching for these files and not viewing them, it is declared that the payment has been made to the beneficiary, as there are no files to confirm this.

I want you to know that this important information is strictly confidential. So if you are interested or have been waiting to receive this ATM card, please contact me and I will immediately tell you how to get the card and money confidential, but if you don’t need it, please do not share this information with anyone, as my life and job are at stake as I will be sent to jail if my boss or anyone else finds out I have shared this information with someone else.

I know I have given you important information that will lead you to greater heights of fulfillment. Please keep this information confidential, as previously requested, and I assure you that your file and ATM card are currently in my care as I will keep them for you until you reply. I look forward to your reply.

God protect you.

Sincerely,
Miss Dr. Dominic Raab