Skinny jeans, Stan Smiths, Snapchat filters, l’expression “swag” ou “Netflix and chill”the mannequin challenge, the phrases of a Parisian forty-something… So many things that have already disappeared from our daily lives (or should have…) for a long time. But don’t be fooled, what you think is the best in Today will soon be mocked like the rest, so here it is the list of things that will probably be uncool in 2025. To conduct this large-scale investigation, we called on our greatest experts. So read it with a lot of self-mockery.
It’s already dead, drop the case
1. Socks and low socks. You are directly categorized as millennials and above.
2. Posting your holiday photos on Facebook. Okay, it’s been 5 years already. We even wonder if it won’t come back into fashion next year.
3. Say “wesh”. Very 2016, mind you.
4. Leopard pants.
5. Cowboy hats.
6. Les New Balance. Oops.
7. Converse wedges.
8. The smile emoji. Super passive-aggressive.
9. Adidas shorts.
10. The mullet (
11. Nesting coffee tables.
12. Neon lights in restaurants.
13. Vintage advertising or city posters.
14. Criticize the Paris Olympics.
15. The influencers.
16. The banana. It’s hard to say, but it’s likely to become obsolete.
17. The puffs.
18. Berber wool rugs.
19. Pretending to be I don’t know who and judging other people’s activities completely out of date.
20. GIFs. We want to tell you, even if we love using them ourselves.
We’re still hanging on (but for how long?)
21. Coriander everywhere and without warning. Stop now please, 2 out of 10 people hate it.
22. Laugh at “boomers”.
23. Astrology (except astrology) Cookies).
24. Patterned socks.
25. Apple watches. Yes, we know it’s been a while, but we wanted to remind you.
26. Salomon and any other technical shoe.
27. Speed sunglasses.
28. Les Birks.
39. Say “so”.
30. Matcha everywhere (even if we love it).
31. Being a stupid, racist, sexist French person who votes RN. Very old.
32. Take the plane to travel.
33. Go to Marseille and post a story with the words “Marseille BB”.
34. Over-accessorizing, over-jeweling. Make way for minimalism in 2025.
35. Oversize to the extreme.
36. The bubble tea.
37. The first degree.
