Spring is in full swing and summer is getting closer. That means that the weather is getting better, the sun is showing itself more often and the sunscreen must therefore also be taken out of the closet and put on the skin. Yesterday was also the Day of the Sunburn. Protect your skin!
1. Here comes the sun!
When I ask my girlfriend if I’ve put on all the sunscreen properly. pic.twitter.com/6EyftBY8Gu
— Jasper Painter (@jasperpainter) August 6, 2019
2. So watch out you don’t get burned.
Puzzle. He sits in the sun and can do gymnastics very well?
Epke Sunburn.
(Joke from my son)
— Tom Beek (@tom_beek) March 26, 2020
3. Everyone should protect their skin well.
Hey fellow brown people, don’t forget that we also need proper sunscreen (so no factor 15!!). No we don’t burn, but we can get skin cancer. Take care of your skin. 🧡
— Devika 🐙 (@DevikaAkived) August 13, 2022
4. So stock up.
A man in the Kruidvat: ‘Where is the sunscreen?’
– Cashier: ‘By the sanitary napkin.’
…She then explained how he could get to the right shelf.
— M.I.🍦 (@Empie_17) December 16, 2021
5. That way you have enough!
“Honey, we need to grease up.”
*After rubbing it she runs around with the sunscreen*
‘What are you going to do?’
‘My cuddly toys also have to be rubbed in.’
“With fake sunscreen, eh?”Just prevented a lot of laundry 😅
— Elianne van Turennout (@RealHansWiegel) May 16, 2023
6. We don’t want a red head.
Lidl sun cream.
Who hasn’t turned red with it?
— Merijn© (@MerijnAAA) June 4, 2016
7. So: always bring a tube of sunscreen.
When you think you don’t need sunscreen with 1 day in the sun. pic.twitter.com/erAMkJh2m7
— ᗰanders (@Mac_Manders) December 22, 2021
8. This way you are prepared for anything.
I know my skin is whiter than snow, but I don’t have to ask eight times if I’ve put on sunscreen and if I’m not burning.
I’ve been living with this depigmented skin for 28 years, Gerda. Just watch your own red head, because that doesn’t look good either.
— Nina Juffermans (@NinaJuffermans) June 1, 2021
9. Almost anything.
A day at Madurodam with the children and my parents.
Prepared for everything: spare clothes, first aid kit, life jackets, 8 liters of sunscreen. I’ve got everything.
Told the kids 100x to be careful with the wobbly table and their fristi.Pour my mother a full cup of coffee down her pants.
— Pascal (@Pascaldegier) July 22, 2021
10. So put on good sunscreen!
It’s April 24. The sun is shining *a little* and I’m sitting outside *for a while*.
So I am burned.
— Johannes🧢 (@hetisjohannes) April 24, 2021
11. Otherwise you will get that again.
The stupidest thing about getting burned in the sun is that 88 more people will say you got burned, as if you didn’t already know that
— Merel (@WebMerel) July 9, 2018
12. Everything under control.
Me: I’m so done with this nasty weather. I’m ready for summer! Sitting outside in the sun, lovely. Fancy!
Me too: suffocating from hay fever and burning alive with factor 50 in the shade because skin type Ral9010 and reddish hair.
— Josan ✨ (@Josyanne) April 1, 2023
13. Atmosphere again.
I slathered my face with sunscreen that won’t sting your eyes and now I look like an embalmed corpse
— Annemieke (@A_mieke) June 22, 2019
14. Nice man.
Crumb licked the sunburn off my arm and I think she’s sorry. pic.twitter.com/x1hAYWkH22
— Evelien Berkemeijer (@EvelienBerkie) April 15, 2019
15. That would be something.
I’d rather have the sun burn my pounds instead of my skin…
— Lisa Poth (@lisa_poth01) June 18, 2017
16. So this is not how it works.
“I don’t put on sunscreen because then I don’t tan.”
Nee. pic.twitter.com/O3HnLTQYry
— Nina Juffermans (@NinaJuffermans) May 27, 2017
17. Although rubbing your back yourself is still difficult.
The summer after his divorce, Ron frantically smeared sunscreen against the kitchen wall and pressed his back against it. See, he didn’t need anyone.
— Short Writers (@shortwriters) May 30, 2018
18. Great if you get some help with that.
You have 2 types of lubricants:
People who first spray the sunscreen into their own hands and then rub it on your back;
People who no mercy spray the ice-cold stuff on your back and stay at least as cool, despite your protests: ‘DO YOU WANT ME TO ABE OR NOT.’
— Lotte (@lotsofonzin) April 21, 2019
19. Another great tip from Beer!
It will be 40 degrees on Thursday and these are vegan sunscreen / aftersuns that you can get at the regular drugstore. ☀️🧡 pic.twitter.com/J8cHk3tA8a
— Bear (@bearish) July 22, 2019
20. Or stay indoors.
Netflix – the best remedy for sunburn 😎.
— Netflix NL (@NetflixNL) May 17, 2017
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