1. In Greece, if a job can be done tomorrow instead of today, it is always done the day after tomorrow.
2. In Greece, the expression “siga, siga”, (gentle-light) is not used because something is heavy, but because her soul is warm.
3. In Greece, drinking coffee is a national sport. The frappe never gets cold there, precisely because it’s always cold.
4. Time runs 2 times slower in Greece than in Norway. That’s why even the cats there have beards.
5. In Greece, a successful business starts with 3 kilos of homemade tsipouro and closes with 5.
6. In Greece no one lives by the sea, there the sea lives by you.
7. There are many rich people in Greece, but all introduce themselves with the name Zorba, none with the name Onassis. The IRS is watching you!
8. In Greece, behind every issued document there are 10 more. However, none of them matter, since there is always a cousin working in the municipality.
9. For the Greeks, Greece is everything you can reach by boat. The rest is Macedonia.
10. Greece is not a country, but a philosophy. They give it out for free in every tavern, as long as the musicians aren’t drunk.
Source: mediamall.info
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2023-12-08 06:48:00
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